Are You the Next Doctor Evil?...Create Your Evil Plan Now

7/07/2011 06:32:00 PM ·

Darksites allows you to create an evil plan for total world domination and hold a press conference about it. All you have to do is complete a short questionnaire about....who you want to destroy? Monuments you want to blow up? Weapons that meet your fancy? You know, the basics!

My objective is simple: World domination.
My motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to choke on their food, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison that opera house in Sydney. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your Dashing Good Looks, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

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