Politicians admitting they were never a witch. Republicans saying they will be republicans when times are good and when times are bad. Aww, the sounds of a year gone by and hundreds of idiotic people making waves on the internet so we can revel in their stupidity.

When the last of the Chilean miners finally emerged from the fetid belly of the Earth, he probably went home, ate his favorite food, made love to his wife, and then logged onto the Internet and watched a Kitten Hugging a Teddy Bear before drifting off into a hero’s sleep, right? 

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