5 Reasons Why I'm Not a Fan of Fourth of July

7/04/2010 11:39:00 AM ·

Fourth of July is supposed to be a day of celebration. Our nation's day of Independence. In my case, it's Friday the 13th. Typically I have great luck on Friday on the 13th and very bad luck on the Fourth of July.

I'm not exactly sure what that means, maybe I'm actually not an American after all and someone's punishing me if I celebrate. Either way, these are the 5 reasons I'm not a fan of Fourth of July.
  • I ripped my cornea one year when some drunk kid threw a firecracker in my eye and it blew up.
  • I got a third degree burn on my hand in the kitchen while making creme brulee.
  • I was baking at 3:00 am at the restaurant and close to 50 bags of flour fell on my back and I was pinned to the 60 quart Hobart for 3 hours until someone came in.
  • My best friend, sitting in the stands at our high school, had her legs burned by fireworks that were shot off too close to the stands.
  • IT ALWAYS RAINS. Ok, rain I can deal with, but I'm in Florida and hate humidity. 
These incidents all happened on Fourth of July. Just be careful please and stay clear of anything that may cause a scene from Final Destination.

Oh, and if you want to know if you're one of those idiots that causes accidents, please by all means, watch the video. Firework Accidents - The best bloopers are a click away


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